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1743]                   To Horace Mann                    381
to hold the knives; but the summum l)onum was small-beer and the newspaper.
'I bless'd my stars, and call'd it luxury!'
Who was the Neapolitan ambassadress1 that could not live at Paris, because there was no maccaroni ?   Now am. I relapsed into all the dissatisfied  repinement of a true English grumbling voluptuary.    I could find in my heart to write  a  Craftsman  against the  Government,  because I am not quite so much at my ease as on my own sofa. I could persuade myself that it is my Lord Carteret's fault that I am only sitting in a common arm-chair, when I would be lolling in a peche-mortel.    How dismal, how solitary, how scrub does this town look; and yet it has actually a street of houses better than Parma or Modena.    Nay, the houses of the people of fashion, who come hither for the races, are palaces to what houses in London itself were fifteen years ago.    People do begin to live again now, and I suppose in a term we shall revert to York Houses, Clarendon Houses, &c.    But from that grandeur all the nobility had contracted themselves to live in coops of a dining-room, a dark backroom, with one eye in a corner, and a closet.    Think what London would be, if the chief houses were in it, as in the cities in other countries, and not dispersed like great rarity-plums in a vast pudding of country.    Well, it is a tolerable place  as it is!   Were I a physician, I would prescribe nothing  but recipe ccclxv drachm. Lonctin.     Would  you know why I like London so much ?   Why, if the world must consist of so many fools as it does, I choose to take them in the gross, and not made into separate pills, as they are prepared in the country.    Besides, there is no being alone but in a metropolis: the worst place in the world to find solitude is the country: questions grow there, and
LETTER 132.—* The Princess of Campoflorido.    Walpote.